Jealous, insecure, possessive, slut, lay-back, amazing, wonderful. How would you describe the woman in your life. Does she love and cherish you above all others, Is she sexy loving and thoughtful or is she simply a Bunny Boiler. This is your opportunity to tell us how you feel.
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Accept this Rose - from Ped
My wife’s an amazing woman. We've been together now for over 22 years but somehow it just seems like yesterday. I remember back in 1983 as I left work she would be stood at the bus stop immediately outside the office door. Then I would notice her walking around town and popping into Pound Stretcher. I didn't know her; I'd just seen her and couldn't help but notice her amongst the other thousands of people around. I wasn't stalking her, she was just there! It was like she had some kind of hypnotic effect, was she my soul mate?
I didn't know if she had a husband/boyfriend. I just wanted to know this young woman. I had to try, but how do you approach a stranger without them screaming out, spaying you with mace or kicking you in the goolies? Well I thought and thought and eventually came up with a plan.
I wrote an ode that went something like this:
You don't know me
But I've noticed you
The girl from the bus stop
The girl from the queue
You stand there waiting every day
For the 615 to take you away
Night time, daytime, day-out, day-in
To be your friend, how do I begin?
My friends say I'm bashful, shy to a fault
To give you this ode, they gave me a jolt
A rendezvous is what I propose
Please give me an answer and accept this Rose.
Well, one day I picked up the courage to carry out my plan. I bought a single red Rose in a clear box and carefully put my Ode inside so she could read it. 5pm came and I went outside and stood against the wall waiting for her to leave the building next door to walk to the bus stop. I could see her but she was with 2 of her friends, my heart started to race but I couldn't turn back now. As they got closer I walked towards them and said: Excuse me but I would like to give you this Rose (her mates carried on walking and left ladyX on her own) There's an ode inside, if you could read it and give me an answer tomorrow, I will be waiting here. She accepted the Rose but the 615-bus came and she got on.
I could see she was laughing and smiling; it must have been one heck of a shock. Almost at the same time she got on the bus you could here a big raw from the first floor window above me where my work mates had been watching. The bus drove off and that was that.
The next day all my work mates were saying ‘I didn't think you had the guts and generally took the Mickey out of me. But 5pm came and I went out side again, Lady X came (alone this time) and I said; Have you had chance to think about it (fully expecting her to tell me where to get off) but surprisingly she said; What did you have in mind? So I asked if I could take her to lunch the following day and to my amazement she agreed.
So the next day I took her to The Fiddlers Three pub where we had lunch. The conversation was easy because of the reaction of both our work colleagues and how romantic they thought it was. We had scampi and chips to which a few chips ended up on the floor, that's me ‘Romantic but Clumsy’. We arranged to go out again and then again, and again until two years later when she received something at work.
You guessed it. I sent her another Rose to work with an Ode and this time an engagement ring half way up the stork. Well she refused…. Sorry I mean accepted!
Two years later we were married and after another couple of years along came our son. To say our relationship is a bed of Roses would be a lie because over the years with one thing and another we've been to hell and back. But relationships and marriage aren't easy, you have to work at them and you have to be prepared to say you're sorry even when you were in the right! Fidelity is also important, I can honestly say that my beautiful, caring, thoughtful and loving wife is and will ever be the only woman for me. She makes me happy, she makes my smile, she is so important to my life, my existence and without her I am nothing.
PS, I do hope she has done the ironing, made the beds, done the washing up, cleaned the toilets and is ready with a sexy nightgown for later this evening.
Cheers
Ped
OK so it's good. Both of you sound too good to be true! But does anyone have the opposite where your partner is an unfaithful bitch that spends all her money on going out and clothes and doesn't give a single thought for your feelings…. Send them in.
