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John treats me like a Princess! - from Jade

I love my John: He farts, he smells, he doesn't have a job, when he's had a few and we argue he sometimes uses his hands but I probably ask for it. He's really fit, cause he hasn't got a job he can go to the sports hall for free and works out a lot. He has got muscles on his muscles. He knows he's good looking because other women throw themselves at him. I don't mind because I know I'm so lucky to have him. OK so he sleeps with some of them, but he always comes home to me. He's good in bed too, mind you he does get the practice if you know what I mean. I sometimes can't walk right for a week!

I have a really good job and I spend all my money on the house and obviously he uses quite a bit of it on drink and to see his mates and other women. I'm 18stone, you know a big woman, big boobs, big bum…big! And not many men look at me and when John and me are together it makes me feel so good and beautiful and wanted, but then he goes out again.

We've had to start using condoms because he said he doesn't want to give me anything, which I think is very considerate of him, he's so caring.

I've just bought him a car so he can get to his mates and other girlfriends on time and get back home for a reasonable time. He promised me that he wouldn't make love to anyone in the car and that he would keep it special for me.

When I ask him if he thinks he will ever get a job or stay faithful to me, he just laughs and says, You must be joking I enjoy my life just the way it is. You see he is so good humoured, he always makes me laugh.

I feel so lucky to have such a wonderful mans, man what do you think?

Surely this can't be real… can it! You need to ditch him and start again. Never mind the new car, he's taking you for a ride!